Fun-Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
funny-At Chuck Norris' bachelor party he ate the entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Funnier-All Chuck Norris wants for Christmas is your two front teeth
Funniest-Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads WWCND?
So Hilarous you'll pee your pants-Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face of all time.He won the 1983 poker chapionship with a 7 of spades,2 of hearts,get out of jail free monoply card, and a green number 4 card from the game Uno.
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